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“Nice hair.”

“Oh hey! That’s Sam Axe!”


“Wow, this movie takes forever to get started!” <-- Sarcasm

"I have no idea what is happening right now."

"This is really cool! Who directed this?"

"I like how there's always five doors to kick down."

"This is a really great actor." <-- Said while Ash's evil hand dragged him unconscious across the floor

"Oooo I can't watch this!"

"Ha! A Farewell to Arms!”


“Nope nope nope nope.”

“Ha ha! Oh my god! AAAAHH!” <-- eyeball bit

"Did he bring the axe? I can't tell. He'd better have brought the axe."

"Great. She's dead." <-- when character runs outside.

"Oh my god."

"What? What?”

“Is this really awesome makeup or cgi?”

“Aw, yeah! Chainsaw hand!”

“What. The. Heck. Whattheheck!”

“Chainsaw! Use the chainsaw!” (singing) “Chainsaw chainsaw to the neck! Chainsaw chainsaw to the neck!”

“AAAAH! Ha ha! Oh my god!”

and finally:

“Dad, did it every occur to you that maybe I don’t like horror movies?”

Hey, it’s on Netflix and it’s just as rough as I remember but even funnier.

Mirrored from Twenty Palaces. You can comment here but not there.



( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
Oct. 11th, 2013 10:04 am (UTC)
Ha ha, oh god.

Show him the Army of Darkness! I need to know what he thinks of it!
Oct. 11th, 2013 12:52 pm (UTC)
That's the plan!
Oct. 11th, 2013 11:32 am (UTC)
Sounds to me like he liked it a lot!
Oct. 11th, 2013 12:52 pm (UTC)
You'd think so...
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