A large duck (burger_eater) wrote,
A large duck
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Things my son said while we watched Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn

“Nice hair.”

“Oh hey! That’s Sam Axe!”

“wut.”

“Wow, this movie takes forever to get started!” <-- Sarcasm

"I have no idea what is happening right now."

"This is really cool! Who directed this?"

"I like how there's always five doors to kick down."

"This is a really great actor." <-- Said while Ash's evil hand dragged him unconscious across the floor

"Oooo I can't watch this!"

"Ha! A Farewell to Arms!”

“What?”

“Nope nope nope nope.”

“Ha ha! Oh my god! AAAAHH!” <-- eyeball bit

"Did he bring the axe? I can't tell. He'd better have brought the axe."

"Great. She's dead." <-- when character runs outside.

"Oh my god."

"What? What?”

“Is this really awesome makeup or cgi?”

“Aw, yeah! Chainsaw hand!”

“What. The. Heck. Whattheheck!”

“Chainsaw! Use the chainsaw!” (singing) “Chainsaw chainsaw to the neck! Chainsaw chainsaw to the neck!”

“AAAAH! Ha ha! Oh my god!”

and finally:

“Dad, did it every occur to you that maybe I don’t like horror movies?”

Hey, it’s on Netflix and it’s just as rough as I remember but even funnier.


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