What do you think of this?
A desperate husband chains his unfaithful wife in the basement while he searches for the source and cure of her new-found vampirism.
Thanks!
[1] I had sworn off the competition two years ago when they dinged a script that I thought was the best I could do. I decided I was incompatible with the fellowship and swore I wouldn't bother with it again[3].
[2] For those who don't know, a "logline" is a one-sentence synopsis like the ones you'd find in a TV guide writeup.
[3] Other things I've sworn off: Mayonaisse, cheddar cheese, beer, masturbation[4], Star Trek, internet flame wars. Yeah.
[4] Just kidding about that one. I'm not *that* stupid.
