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Why me have headache? Me no drink beer. Me no eat salt lick. Me no hit head with rock.

Me no understand.

Good thing me at work. Me no use head here.

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geniusofevil
Jul. 16th, 2007 10:47 pm (UTC)
this is from my mom:

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon...

This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain!


1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you are off your tree...) and while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!

I told you so! And there's nothing you can do about it!

You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so. Send it to your buddies to frustrate them too.
burger_eater
Jul. 16th, 2007 11:23 pm (UTC)
Your foot will change direction!

No it doesn't.
geniusofevil
Jul. 17th, 2007 12:23 am (UTC)
yes it does
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  • 14 Jan 2019, 21:47
    Oh, yeah, excellent point.
  • 14 Jan 2019, 21:46
    Oh yeah. Like the lawyers who get obvious really venal criminals off because it makes their success rate look good. But those are not the ones I am referring to in meaning well. These guys are mixed…
  • 14 Jan 2019, 20:37
    This reminds me of the time my wife was injured and the insurance guy handling her case did everything possible to deny and stall the payment. We had to put her surgery on a credit card because this…
  • 14 Jan 2019, 19:24
    The creepiest part is that some of them are actually well meaning.
  • 14 Jan 2019, 19:08
    Yeah. It's godawful what people will do when they have authority and no fear about using it.
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