A large duck (burger_eater) wrote,
A large duck
burger_eater

Can't I have superspeed instead?

Your Superpower Should Be Manipulating Electricity

You're highly reactive, energetic, and super charged.
If the occasion calls for it, you can go from 0 to 60 in a split second.
But you don't harness your energy unless you truly need to.
And because of this, people are often surprised by what you are capable of.

Why you would be a good superhero: You have the stamina to fight enemies for days

Your biggest problem as a superhero: As with your normal life, people would continue to underestimate you


Okay, that would be cool, but I'd still rather have superspeed. I could do all my day's chores is two minutes and accomplish a week's worth of story-thinking in twenty minutes.

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