A large duck (burger_eater) wrote,
A large duck

The guy who sits next to me at work emailed this to me.

A few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they
wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most
trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were
already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and
make sure everything was okay with the children. Later in the night, the
babysitter got bored and so she wanted to watch tv but she couldnt watch it
downstairs because they didnt have cable downstairs (the parents didnt want
their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them
if she could watch cable tv in the parents room. Of course the parents said
it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could
cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth,
because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the
father(who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said.....take the
children and get out of the house.....we'll call the police...we dont have a
clown statue..... the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown.
it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail. if
you dont repost this within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next 2 your
bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand


What can I say?  It's better than the usual "Men are from Mars..." crap people send me. 

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