First, via hradzka, just look at this fucking guy. People, if you don't want to end up like a third-string thug in a crime movie, don't make yourself up like one.
He should have gone for a Thomas Crowne look or something. Maybe things would have turned out better.
Second, via jaylake, The Recently Deflowered Girl complete with Edward Gorey art.
Um, yeah. I have no idea what to say about that book. It's very... well...
Third, in a less screwed up link courtesy of smartbitches, Apple won't carry electronic books in their App Store if the book has naughty words in it. Like "fuck".
Yet another reason not to buy an iPhone or iPod.
Fourth, the link that has more wtf-ery than all those other links put together. In fact, it has more than anything you've seen today, probably. It's also from smartbitches and it's the Artificial Virginity Hymen (NSFW). That's right, it's a Japanese-invented, made-in-China... um... insert that comes complete with a little bit of fake blood. Just a little acting during the...
Comes two to a pack!