A large duck (burger_eater) wrote,
A large duck

Dammit. Our manager just sent an email to the entire office that read: "Doughnuts in the break room."

What did I ever do to him?

So far, I have resisted. There are only a couple doughnut styles I like, and if I hold off long enough, one of the other people here will dispose of them before I weaken. But damn. Isn't it bad enough that I have two sedentary jobs? Do they have to wave fried sugary dough under my nose, too? What's wrong with a nice bowl of fruit?

Seriously. I'd love for bosses around the world to start setting whole fruits (not nasty fruit salads) out for the staff.

I think I'll take a long walk at lunch.
Tags: call center, i look bad

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