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From the department of low expectations

I made my word count goal today. It was, as expected, a problem with my focus. I’ve dealt with this before and I know what to do.

In other stories of barely meeting extremely low standards, a California judge dismissed a lawsuit, stating that a reasonable person should know that “crunchberries” are not real berries.

Mirrored from Twenty Palaces. You can comment here or there.

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jamesenge
Jun. 4th, 2009 05:30 pm (UTC)
"...a California judge dismissed a lawsuit, stating that a reasonable person should know that 'crunchberries' are not real berries."

How can this be when the Crunchberry Beast is a real animal? Or... wait a second... </i>No-o-o-o!
burger_eater
Jun. 4th, 2009 05:52 pm (UTC)
There there. Don't worry. Santa Claus is totally real.
ethelmay
Jun. 4th, 2009 09:20 pm (UTC)
Next you'll be telling me that Froot is not fruit.

My husband had to point out to me that Hunts now has a product called, not tomato paste, but simply "Paste." This hurts my brain.
burger_eater
Jun. 4th, 2009 09:24 pm (UTC)
At the bottom of the link, it states that the attorneys who brought this case had a "Froot Loops aren't fruit" case dismissed previously!

Also, it's 100% natural paste.
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Comments

  • 14 Jan 2019, 21:47
    Oh, yeah, excellent point.
  • 14 Jan 2019, 21:46
    Oh yeah. Like the lawyers who get obvious really venal criminals off because it makes their success rate look good. But those are not the ones I am referring to in meaning well. These guys are mixed…
  • 14 Jan 2019, 20:37
    This reminds me of the time my wife was injured and the insurance guy handling her case did everything possible to deny and stall the payment. We had to put her surgery on a credit card because this…
  • 14 Jan 2019, 19:24
    The creepiest part is that some of them are actually well meaning.
  • 14 Jan 2019, 19:08
    Yeah. It's godawful what people will do when they have authority and no fear about using it.
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