A large duck (burger_eater) wrote,
A large duck
burger_eater

This almost makes me want to join Twitter

“Don’t touch the bacon, it’s not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i’ll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing.”

“The dog is not bored, it’s a fucking dog. It’s not like he’s waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He’s a god damned dog.”

“Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I’ll answer.”

from Sh!1 my Dad says.

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Tags: funny, internet, wasting time
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