A large duck (burger_eater) wrote,
A large duck
burger_eater

“… in bed.”

At this point, it’s pretty clear that fortune cookie makers are carefully writing their fortunes so they’ll be funny when the reader adds “… in bed” to the end of it.

Hmph!

Mirrored from Twenty Palaces. You can comment here or there.

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